Wanted: Russian dance teacher

I'm a hard-working student willing to put in lots of time. (Yes, I see the body jewelry and hands on his butt cheeks but I don't care.)

If you're a female and you're watching Dancing with the Stars and you're not completely smitten with Maksim Chmerkovskiy, you might want to get your lady parts checked out because they must be broken. WOW! Wow. Do you see that smirk? The hips? The arms and shoulders? And talk about a haircut improving someone's looks 1,000% when he was cute before. Dios mio! Laila better pick it up so he can stick around or else. (j/k Laila - you have giant arms.)